***no signal***

Just to prove that that was absolutely the last communique until emerging from the desert, here's a report to confirm that there's nothing to report:

Nothing to report.

Furthermore, I haven't been to Tesco's or the opticians yet, so I can't tell you about that either. Did go to Asda though. Shocking queues.

Have a good weekend everybody. To keep you going, here is a picture of the Richat Structure, one of the most striking geological features in the world, which is in the Mauritanian desert. I don't know if our people pass it though. Cheers - Phil.